http://memebase.com/2011/03/02/memes-points-to-gryffindor/

...do I not live in the UK, so I can have my wedding rings delivered a la owl post?

http://www.talon-falconry.co.uk/ring-main.php

Spoiler-filled rant  under cut.

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A/N- rough draft, meds started kicking in 3/4 of the way down and it went a lil wonky, will adjust/fix later just wanted to get it out while the idea was fresh!!!

Albus Dumbledore was the best Headmaster that the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry had ever had.

He was also the most peculiar.

All of his staff (and some of the more adventurous ( Read more... )

A/N: Yeah I know the timeline's weird. Just pretend!

Lucius Malfoy tapped his fingers impatiently on the table as he waited for his food to appear.

Money was becoming a problem for him.

He funded Voldemort. He paid Draco's school dues. He paid the Board of Governors so he had an influence in the school - as ordered by Voldemort, to throw wrenches in ( Read more... )